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Ah Beng stories!

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erasesthe board.

Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecastannounced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it wouldbe hot.

Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

My Family

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Hye friends...

actually..this is my lovely family...my dad, my mom, my older & younger brother, my little sister also my cute little kittens..including myself ya..

my father's name is Hishamuddin

my mother's name is Narseriyah

my eldest bro name is Mohd Shazeri

my youngest bro name is Mohammad Shazwan

my little sis name is Noorshazana

and my little kittens name are Baby, Teddy, CRV, Bum, Pam, Garfield & Tigger..

all of them can make me happy and always beside me when i need them..thanks..love you all..muahh

Heart Attack!

huhu...today is my shocked day!not just about the presentation time which is going on from 5pm untill 7pm..but..because of the tragedy happent after 7pm..jeng3x..
actually, after the presentation session. my group make a detailed discussion about our group project with miss dayang..on this dramatic discussion i got so many informations not only so many corrections of my group project presentation but it is also about my task..and all the creative design must do in this project..
actually, when mr. hamidi teach us on teory class..he told us that the creative design job just design and slicing the design. then the sliced design will be send to the solution team to be chunk.
BUT, after make the detailed discussion with miss dayang..she told me and din that chunking is CD job!!!and the best part that can make us to be crazy is..when she said that CD need to chunking the design in HTML!!!i feel like i'm going to be crazy after this!!..huhu..
today also my first day for doing 3 things:
1) going lunch with zam and all his 'madu' (tina, nid and ann..hehe) at Tesco after buy A4 paper for class. we ate very nice sizzling chicken noodles and also buy 'Roti Boy'. then en. rizal got angry because we didn't buy 'Roti Boy' for him too. hehehe..don't be so angry la en. rizal..also to abg azif, sorry because we can't give you eat 'Roti Boy' so many because we don't want you to get diabetic..hehehe..it is because..just now you said, the 'Roti Boy' so sweet and not good for your health.. =P..next time i will buy for you another food k..nice and delicious..
2) arrived at home at 9pm and my parent scold me because they so worry about me for came home so late..but then my lil' sis and i go to the restaurant and buy fried rice for them to consoled.
3) make a public speech in front of class by the topic about my 7 little kittens..so happy because they like to hear that story..eventhough i actually can't speak in english fluencly and get nervous a little bit..at the beginning, i didn't know what topic can i told to them, but one of my friend suggest me to story about my cute little kittens..thanks guys for supporting me so much!!
LOVE YOU ALL!!wal lah ma we..keh3

My BiRtHdAy!!

on 20th july 2008 was my 24th birthday...but my best friend forgot it...how could she do like that..not just my best friend..also my eldest brother doesn't wish me anything on that day!!..huhu..so sad!! =(
but, never mind..my father still want to celebrate my birthday with buy me at pizza hut..
actually on that day..not only my birthday..but also my mom n my brother's birthday..on the same day..and because of that..nobody will get any present from my father..hehe..

My Busy Week!

This week is my very busy week. I always have a lot of work to do every day! Even my work already finish, but i'm still need to help my team to complete the work properly. But not just busy week..also can said as a bad week..because of my bad luck for reject UTHM offer!!my dad get angry,my brother,my mom also my best friend!!!aarrgghhhh!!!!!tension!!
i want to go..but i already sign the contract!!if i want to out from here..i need to pay RM10k..who will pay for me??en rizaL?YB?AZiF?huhu..nobody....

if somebody can pay for me...i'm still need to find another RM10k for the study fees per year!
huhu..anyway,i'll try another time!!

My worst week!

This week is my worst week..because of my right eye! SO PAINFULL!!! Feel so itchy, pain n worst feeling for whole week!!

About Me!

Assalamualaikum..hye!
My name is Noorshazeriza Binti Hishamuddin.
I live at Bandar Pulai Jaya, Simpang Pulai, Perak Darul Ridzuan.
I born on 20th July 1984 at Alor Setar, Kedah Darul Aman.
When I'm 2 years old, my family and I move to Dungun, Terengganu until I'm finish my STPM.
Then, on July 2004 I make my Certificate of I.T. at Politeknik Seberang Perai, Seberang Perai, Pulau Pinang for 2 years.
On January 2007, I continue my studies at Politeknik Ungku Omar, Ipoh in Intergration Diploma of Information Technology (Programming) for one and a half years.

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